New Moon Abridged (Part 1 of 3) – Twilight the Abridged Saga -

Part One of Three The long-awaited sequel to Twilight Abridged! Bella has it all: a smokin’ hot, cool to the touch boyfriend who stays up all night watching her sleep, a creepy friend, an immense sense of self-hatred and a mind that vocally refuses to work with her. However, when a papercut threatens to tear her world apart…it does. But she just makes it worse. Also, there are vampires. Part 1 YOU ARE HERE Part 2 www.youtube.com Part 3 www.youtube.com The New Moon Abridged Playlist: www.youtube.com Romeo & Juliet Abridged Abridged: www.youtube.com The Little Retard and his Red Wagon: www.youtube.com Zombies! www.youtube.com Twilight Abridged: www.youtube.com Project Carroll Chapter IV: www.youtube.com Twilight the Abridged Saga is a carefully crafted, deliberately amateur parody of the Twilight pheneomenon via reductio ad absurdum and enormous hilarity! randomnesspro.wordpress.com http www.facebook.com Horace Horstick on Twitter: twitter.com Zero Project’s music: www.zero-project.gr

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