10 Reasons Why Jacob Black Sucks

Shutup-u-dog-looking-monkey-eating-pig.Jacob-is-way-better-than-Edward-so-dont-lie-to-yourself.

uhm…. how do you know what he smells like?

edward edward edward! jacob sucks!

lmfao. okay so your reason one: their relationship was based on lust.Edward’s sexy and Bella smells good. Igreed with reason two. ;D Reason 3:they’re not even real vampires.I mean..vegetarians? Come on! Reason 4:It’s kinda sexy he kissed her and she’s just a stupid bitch. Reason 6: Sparkling is just gay.I mean..EW. Reason7: Yeah because he’s not a scary gay like Edward who gave up. Reason 8:He runs naked because he’s so hot. If Edward was running naked i would puke. So yeah.STUPID REASONS.

@xxLibzisawesomexx Now that’s just stupid.He’s a perfect boyfriend because he does everything instead of Bella because she can’t look after herself.And there’s no such thing as a boyfriend like Edward.It’s just fake.FAKE.and he’s a sparkling gay. Peace.

What the i love Jacob half naked. Do you like not like abs or something?

You kids are so talented to be able to stay awake through these movies. It is such a shame that you all are so immature. You are way too angry over these fictional characters who are just ripoffs of every other vampire, werewolf, and romantic comedy movie. THE WHOLE ADULT WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU! Plus, for all of you twilight moms, you are as cool as a fat, bald 60 year old man driving a 1986 Trans Am and wearing white Levis. Wow, this was fun.

LMAO you make me laugh!!!! team edward all the way!!!!

@cjlawesome i like his abs and shit but i love edward more lol but jacob is hot

What are ten reasons that you like eward then?

I like…..1-10 (:

totally agree!
specially 9! ;D
edward/robert <3

@phonez432 you really don’t need to describe your childhood. and plus yea im excited but when michael jackson died all you adults were angry and every kid laughed at you guys being a fan of a 50 year molesting rip-off himself and oh btw your taxes paid those people to make the movie. also kid’s are immature really? cause a mature wouldn’t waste there time on a video they hate. the definition of mature has changed these days well since your an old ass single bitch

he does not suck.the best part of the movie is where he run around half naked is the best part. plus you can only come up with 10 reasons why jacob suck when we can come up with 100 reason why edward suck.

@PrincessAshley121 I was not bothered by Michael Jacksons death. My generation gave up on him 20 years ago, and about my taxes, I could choose to give donations to the screen actors guild, but I decline. I just like picking on you kids. Its a good way to get a good laugh after a hard days work. All kids are immature, thats the definition of a kid. You will grow out of it. Plus, I am happily married and my wife tried to watch twilight but fell asleep after 10 minutes. It was 10 minutes of comedy.

I just created twilight toilet paper. All of my friends think it is the greatest idea ever. Bella, Edward, and Jacob are not attractive people who belong on posters. They belong on something to wipe your butt with. Guys in my high school that looked and acted like your Edward got their asses kicked everyday and still live with their moms at the age of 30 with no job and their virginity. I AM A GENIUS!

1o0 reasons why Jacob sux……..1,000,000,000 Rwasons why he rocks. 10 reasons why rob pttison rox…….1,000,000,000 reasons why he sux.

Hun…. Atleat jacob is better den you…

ok 1st of all fuck you 2nd of all fuck you again! 3rd of all fuck you another time!

Number one on the tenth reason youve never even smelt him you jackwagon!!!

how do you that he smells oh thats right you followed him and begged him to be with you and you are just saying this because you know deep inside your heart you love him and your just trying to cover it up

srry but istill team Jacob what i can hes young hes not dead and the flies won’t kill anybody and hes wild and hes wolf my tipe srry

at least jacob has abs and a tan i mean com’on edwards family is rich get a freakin spray tan.

the reason I think that Jacob black isnt really a werewolf is mostly that he actully is more a shapeshifter that turns into a oversized wolf

I think the werewolves in these movies are better than the ones in Twilight
Underworld Rise of the Lycans
Silver Bullet
American Werewolf in Paris
Werewolf in England
Van Helsing.

just my opinion

TEAM JACOB! NO REAL MAN SPARKLES!